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Welcome to the advertisement pages.  Unfortunately we are waiting on businesses to advertise.  If you own or know a business that would benefit, in increasing their revenue, then please get in touch.  Meanwhile, I think we should all sit down and have a nice hot drink, and some biscuits.  Please read our review of biscuits, while you ponder how your advertisement will look. 

Malted Milk
Look at it, it’s a got a big standing up cow and a little sitting down one. The skilled cow biscuit eater will be able to nibble off the outer bits of the biscuit to leave just the cows, which surely are the most delicious bits.
If I was some kind of sultan bloke I would no doubt have a harem of girl’s nibbling the cows out of malted milk biscuits for me.

Kit Kat
If you are some kind of space alien visitor from another world then you'll need me to describe a Kit Kat to you, everybody else has been eating them for as long as they can remember. Right, they are thin wafer fingers that are sandwiched together with something brownish, but I don't think it's chocolate. This doesn't matter as they are entirely coated in chocolate, lots of it. Hence most people consider them to be a chocolate bar. Oh and for some completely unfathomable reason they have yeast in them!

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